I scream and I leap, 
with all of my might, 
I bare my teeth, 
I'll finish this fight, 

Pulling out hair, 
by the handful, 
Bears don't need fur, 
it's just wasteful, 

My head is shiny, 
but I'll fill the spot, 
with some bear fur, 
and then I'll look hot, 

but who knew, 
that bears had claws, 
and vanity seems silly, 
when you're in bear jaws, 

Now life in the hospital, 
isn't so bad, 
but I still don't have hair, 
and that makes me mad, 

Next time I'll get that bear, 
that one thing I swear, 
and next time I'll wear more, 
than my underwear.